Kalar's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I Said NO]

Good? Yes. Front page material? No.

Honestly, the characters were somewhat enjoyable, although the incest joke was new kinds of weird.

The Good:
+Good graphics. I'm not a fan of anime (Inc 13-year old nartuo-loving, hentai-fapping ADHD kids rating down my comment), but it's not bad.
+Had plenty of length, and an actual plot, which is somewhat rare for a newgrounds movie.

The Bad:
-Furries. Nothing more needs to be said here.
-Very poor voice acting, and worse sound quality.
-Ultimately, the movie deserves about a 3/5 at best, yet it's risen this high.

Verdict: 3/5

[Cigarette Blues]

Great!

The Good:
+Great style
+The drug trip was hilarious
+Kind of a sad movie, the cig dying at the end and all :(

The Bad:
-Graphics were basic, but still very stylized.

Verdict: 4/5

[jesususej]

Trippy.

The Good:
+Sweet visuals
+Weird/Experimental concept

The Bad:
-Short, somewhat pointless flash.

Verdict: 3/5

TheBoogley responds:

I disagree, I thought it was very pointy. :)

[LL-Animal Fun!]

Great!

The Good:
+Has a solid plot
+Great characterization
+Subtitles! I can't stand lock/clock movies without subtitles since you can't understand what they are saying.
+Ending was unexpected and sudden

The Bad:
-Nothing! Keep up the great work.

Verdict: 5/5

CourgetteClock responds:

Thanks a bunch dude!
I hope I can push myself to produce some more of this shit!
Keep an eye out for it!

Cheers!

[COD: Random Warfare]

Hilarious at parts.

The Good:
+Jill Sandwich into was amusing.
+There can't be anything gayer than this (followed by the Army of Two bit) got me laughing hard.
+The Mexican Army was hilarious (this, coming from a Mexican)

The Bad:
-Voice acting was alright, could have been better.
-The "this is so gay" theme got old fast.
-"Hoo-Ah! Alright, cut the chatter. Hoo-Ah! Alright, cut the chatter. Hoo-Ah!" We got the fuckin point man!
-Overall, had a lot of filler that just wasn't that funny.

Verdict: 4/5

KeithSandwich responds:

I'm suprised (but grateful) that you voted so high given some of the negatives you have listed. In my defense, if you have played MW2, the "cut the chatter" and the "Hoo-ah" stuff is not really an exaggeration on my part. They seriously say that every chance they get and that was used as the foundation of the parody.

[Fly Through Love]

Brilliant!

Wow, this flash is great on so many levels!

The Good:
+Fun, quite entertaining.
+Great style and artwork.
+It's plenty long
+Loved the sudden ending.

The Bad:
-Nothing! Keep up the good work.

Verdict: 5/5

[Fun Stuff]

Great stuff!

The Good:
+Great style and artistry!
+This is your second flash? Amazing.

The Bad:
-Disjointed and short.

Verdict: 3/5

[Loops turn into squares]

Trippy

The Good:
+Music was great.
+I love the style.

The Bad:
-Loop gets old.

Verdict: 3/5

TreasurePlanet responds:

a loop is bound to get old ^^
but that's fine.
thanks for the 3.

[AI ROB YOU]

Great Work.. Very well done.

The Good:
+Nice jumps in plot. Kept me guessing.
+Ending was entertaining

The Bad:
-Audio quality was really bad.

Verdict: 4/5

[One Guy, One Stick]

Entertaining piece.

The Good:
+Great work on the style.
+The audio quality was decent.

The Bad:
-Could have been more funny, it didn't evoke much more than a smirk from me.

Final Words: Talent has been shown, the story was decent (more plot than 95% of newgrounds movies) but ultimately could have been better.

Verdict: 3/5

CurtisCarey responds:

The plot? did you actually watch the short. There isn't a plot, it's an actual thing that happened to me. I didn't sit down and write the story of a shit shoveling animation supervisor. That would just be gross.

But thanks for the feedback , I checked out your videos. You choose some good audio.