Kalar's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rush 2 ++]

Ugh

First off, let me say that the animation here is very very good. I doubt I could do half as well even if I tried my hardest.
However, this does NOT deserve #1 Score of all time for sure. There is no real storyline, and the anime/retro style is not attractive at all. I think you have a tremendous ammount of talent, but this is not a ***** movie, sorry.

Let's get back to having braindead violence like madness as #1 please.

["Pissed Off Grizzly Bear"]

Funny

I think you have some talent, but the movie was too short. I don't know anything else to change or fix, just be more patient and take more time to make a longer collab.

speddyfeddy1234 responds:

This was about 20 seconds (the preferred time) I's going to be a guy flipping through channels, you dont stay that long on one channel... do you?

[Battle of the Clay]

This>Knox

I rated this 0 on accident, thinking it was another shitty knox flash, but this was actually a great movie. I'll rate 5 on it a few days to rebalance my mistake.

Matt-Merrill responds:

heh, you BetTer! XD

[Mario Badgers Remake]

Avelon this wasn't stolen you moron.

This wasn't stolen. Whoever thinks it is is a complete moron. I never really liked the badger movies to begin with, so I didn't enjoy this, sorry.

Skybert responds:

yea, i understand

[the world as we know it]

That was...

great. The message you gave in this film couln't have been sent any better. The style and the music are just... perfect.

[end the violence]

how about this for a title:

end the shitty movies

seriously.. most of your stuff is better than this.

[MTV:Tupac, Paris Hilton..]

mediocracy at its... best.

The passion of tupac had me laughing, but the rest of it wasn't so great. Very well made, but the humor wasn't too my liking.

PS Tupac was a rapper. Rappers get rich by enforcing a violent image for other blacks, hispanics, and even whites. In the world of violence they have created, some of them get SHOT. Get over it.

[The Suicide Game]

Badass!

Beats the shit out of my version...
http://www.geocities.com/poweroutflash/suicidegame.html
thats my version, also check out

http://powerout.tk/
Dont worry, most of the movies on there arnt mine!

Klownzwileatme responds:

Yeah Kalar, my movie has better graphics and shit but your's is still better just because if you compare the times that we both made them at and how good they were at the time, then your's would beat mine, definately.

[Korn tribute]

Korn FUCKING ROCKS

This movie however, sucks huge floppy donkey dick. Next time try making a REAL FUCKING video, not a bunch of lame ass bullshit pictures and BAD fucking LAME ASS animations and splicing them together and calling it a fucking masterpiece. Go fuck off, no talent loser. Im giving this a 2/5 just because KoRn fucking owns.

[WhereTheSidewalkStarts: 1]

holy SHIT

that was fucking awesome.. i mean.. fucking... awsesome... you are like 10x better then illwillpress. make more or DIE

can you say... Front page material??

bat-boy responds:

thank you all so much for the encouragement! now i don't have to kill myself cuz i guess i'll be working on episode two. :)