Kalar's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[[KK] Thunderkats 5]

Unenjoyable, assinine.

Pros:
+Passable graphics.

Cons:
-Incredibly stupid storyline.
-Incoherent, disjointed
-Ultimately not entertaining in any way.

Verdict: 1/5

[Family Farm]

Decent

Pros:
+Great style and artistry.
+You captured most of the voices quite well (were they sound clips or imitations?)

Cons:
-Quagmire sounded way off.
-Short, no plot, completely random, etc.

Verdict: 3/5

AlmightyHans responds:

they were imitations

[Happy birthday flash]

Uhh. Okay...?

Pros:
+Decent artwork
+Seems promising

Cons:
-It's a birthday flash, yet it has absolutely NOTHING themed as such until it says "Happy Birthday".
-Rather dull flash to be honest.

Final Words: You have some potential as an artist, but this doesn't really belong here.

Verdict: 1/5

2tailedknight responds:

here as in newgrounds?

a very fair review and thank you for honesty.
it is dull but to the person i made it for the song represents who they are as an individual. BUT not to say i am not taking in to account in what you are saying. so i can promise you that future flashes i will try to attempt a "meaning"

thank you for your review

[flying circle clock]

Pretty cool.

Nifty little clock, voted for protection but I'm not sure if it'll make it!

Pros:
+The intro animation is interesting
+The clock itself reading the time off of your computer is a nice touch

Cons:
-None. But it is a little dull, just being a clock.

Verdict: 3/5

stevo1699 responds:

Thanks for the review. This is one of the first ones I have done, there getting better

[The New Video Game]

Eh, it's alright.

The Good:
+Nice animation
+Unique presentation
+Somewhat entertaining

The Bad:
-Short. Very, very short.
-What's up with the huge "Thanks" list for such a short piece that couldn't have taken more than a couple hours?

Verdict: 3/5

itsChrisLife responds:

Thanks for the opinion...it was short because it was a NG test :D

[Wooden Pigs]

Eh... Interesting.

I really liked the artistic value of this piece, but it was fairly boring from an entertainment perspective. 7/10.

[..::dotabortion::..]

Strong anti-abortion statement.

Pros:
+Well done visuals. All the needles, the dehumanized surgeon killing an unborn child. The last shot of a helpless fetus being torn away from life is very moving.
+Short. Usually, I put this in the Cons section, but the shorter length only made the entire film more powerful.

Cons:
-None. Excellent job.

All in all, this is a short, yet tremendous film. You have some serious talent. Well done. 5 out of 5 stars.

[Mario's Secret Weapon]

Brilliant.

Pros:
+Hilarious concept (Odyssey meets Mario)
+Well-done sound effects, graphics, etc
+Although the film itself is short, the bloopers more than make up for this. The credits were enjoyable as well.

Cons:
-None.

All in all, a very well-done flash. 5 out of 5 stars.

[Trailer (Tune)]

Mediocracy at its Epitome

Pros:
+Decent special effects

Cons:
-Sub par graphics and animation
-It's a trailer. Don't submit these unless they're actually good or have a point.

All in all, this isn't impressive by any means. 2 out of 5 stars.

[THAT SNAKE]

Haha!

Pros:
+Hilarious!
+Excellent drawing style. Definately original and pleasing to the eye.

Cons:
-None, although it was a bit short (intended or not).

That was fantastic! 5 out of 5 stars.