Total Medals Earned: 5,635 (From 804 different games.) Total Medal Score: 111,980 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/145 points)
Thoroughly read the instructions like you should.
Brush up on your knowledge of Newgrounds before playing the game!
YOU WENT THERE
Complete your quest for club!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/16 (30/500 points)
You stomped on a Kirby.
Sonic stepped on your foot.
You completed the stupid tutorial.
You hutned down a Zubat.
You killed Link before he could kill you.
You triumphed over the Kirbies and beat the first level.
You beat Link and completed Level 2.
You dodged the Squirtles and completed Level 3.
You won the game without touching any spikes.
You broke a Squirtle in half.
You found a hidden 1up and gained an extra life.
You outflew the Zubats and completed Level 4.
You battled some old foes and completed Level 5.
You found a hidden ring and obtained a shield.
You stomped on Sonic's face and beat the game!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (90/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Visit my world wide website.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Medals Earned: 18/18 (465/465 points)
Send an enemy hurtling down a pit
Complete Adventurer's Training and go forth into Talesworth
Obtain the Ivory Tooth artifact from the Mountains
Complete 4 forest rooms with a Gold score
Complete 4 mountain rooms with a Gold score
Complete a room with less tools than Gold requires
Collect 17 gems
Obtain the Diamond artifact from the Caves
Obtain the Ebon Horn artifact from the Forest
Complete 4 cave rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the Bonus Rooms
Complete all the forest rooms with a Gold score
Collect all 34 gems
Complete all the cave rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the mountain rooms with a Gold score
Destroy Boneyard, make Questy rich, and save Talesworth!
Complete 4 catacomb rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the catacomb rooms with a Gold score
Medals Earned: 8/8 (180/180 points)
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/410 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 4
Complete level 3
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 9
Complete level 8
Complete level 7
Complete level 10
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 14/16 (400/410 points)
Lose a battle
Melee attack worth 1 damage
Land a critical hit
Melee attack worth 10 damage
Win your first battle
Block all 3 magic attacks in a single battle
Land all 3 magic attacks in a single battle
Restore 15 health with a single heal spell
Deal 15 damage with a single magic spell
Drop opponent's health to at least -5
Be defeated with at least -5 health
Lose 3 consecutive battles
Win 3 consecutive battles
Have a total health of 125 or greater
Try the Alpha
Play with yourself
Medals Earned: 7/18 (45/500 points)
Earn 6 achievements.
Kill 5 enemies.
Kill 125 enemies.
Earn 1 achievement.
Kill 30 enemies.
Earn 25 achievements.
Earn 16 achievements.
Earn 40 achievements.
Earn 65 achievements. That's half of the total 130 achievements.
Kill 550 enemies.
Kill 1,900 enemies.
Earn 80 achievements.
Kill 1,125 enemies.
Kill 11,000 enemies.
Earn 110 achievements.
Kill 4,000 enemies.
Kill 60,000 enemies.
Earn all 130 achievements. Must've taken you a while, huh?
Medals Earned: 4/20 (55/485 points)
Perform 200 headshots
Kill 150 zombies with Machete/Tonfa
Kill 643 zombies
Kill the 1st boss
Restore 1000 HP in one game
Survive 1 minute with HP below 30%
Collect 200 bottles of Tequila
Kill 10 zombie Spocks
Collect 100 Chili Peppers
Kill 200 zombie dogs
Kill 300 bad zombie girls
Kill 50 bonus vultures
Kill 666 zombies with Chainsaw
Kill 100 zombies with Rocket Guitar
Kill the 2nd boss
Perform Massacre 50 Kills combo
Kill the 3rd boss
Purchase all the weapons and armors
Collect $300.000
Kill 65 bosses and/or mini-bosses