Total Medals Earned: 5,635 (From 804 different games.) Total Medal Score: 111,980 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (65/260 points)
Repo 100 Items
Run Up $1000 Worth of Hospital Bills
KO 10 People
Destroy 50 Items
Smash 25 Windows
Destroy $10,000 Worth of Items
Repo $100,000 Worth of Items
Complete the Game
Medals Earned: 20/30 (195/400 points)
Explode 3 bombs in a row
Pop cluster of 10 bubbles without using bombs
Explode 2 bombs simultaneously with chain explosion
5000 high score (higher is better)
2000 low score (lower is better)
Pop 2 clusters of same color in a row
10 sleeping on the field
Pop 3 sleeping bubbles simultaneously without using bombs
Pop cluster of special configuration
Explode 3 stones simultaneously
Explode 5 bombs in a row
Pop cluster of 20 bubbles without using bombs
1500 low score (lower is better)
15 sleeping on the field
Pop 7 sleeping bubbles simultaneously without using bombs
Explode 5 stones simultaneously
Pop cluster of 35 bubbles without using bombs
30 sleeping on the field
Explode 3 bombs simultaneously with chain explosion
15000 high score (higher is better)
Pop 5 clusters of same color in a row
Explode 10 bombs in a row
Explode 5 bombs simultaneously with chain explosion
50000 high score (higher is better)
750 low score (lower is better)
Pop 10 clusters of same color in a row
Pop 15 sleeping bubbles simultaneously without using bombs
Explode 8 stones simultaneously
Medals Earned: 6/8 (55/205 points)
Pause the game with P or Esc
Visit Newgrounds
Kill a bouncing head
View the credits
Stab out the eyes
Burn away your sobbing doppleganger
Blow the worm to smithereens and beat it to a pulp
Conquer the time trial in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 5/5 (45/45 points)
View composer profile (credits)
View creator profile (credits)
Complete the game
View my first game (credits)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (350/350 points)
Defeat 1 bandit
Upgrade your Luck twice
Destroy 6 bottles in a Bonus
Destroy 25 bottles
Buy 2 guns
Defeat 25 bandits
Score 1500+ points
Score 3000+ points
Defeat all the 10 bandits and win the game
Medals Earned: 10/10 (215/215 points)
Let Norris perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Block an attack
Let an opponent pass out on his own instead of performing a GOONALITY
Let Hunter perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Perform a GOONALITY on Norris
Perform all of Doug Glatt's special attack moves
Perform a GOONALITY on Hunter
Let Ross Rhea perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Defeat all of your opponents
Perform a GOONALITY on Ross Rhea
Medals Earned: 4/22 (20/460 points)
Start a game.
Capture a GORILLA.
Pick up the Golden Mallet.
Capture a GORILLA by passing the Golden Mallet.
Win the game.
Have three GRADUATEs handle the Golden Mallet in one game.
Win the game in five minutes or less.
Win with just one GRADUATE.
Capture ten GORILLAs in a single game.
Capture two GORILLAs at once.
Win the game as Miles.
Win the game with no GRADUATE captures.
Win the game playing under the Original rules.
Win the game with no GORILLA captures.
Win the game playing with the Aggressive die.
Capture three GORILLAs at once.
Capture four GORILLAs at once.
Medals Earned: 11/30 (55/335 points)
Submit your highscore 3 times
Reach the max combo
Submit 5 highscores
Play 5 games.
Start playing
Use adrenaline
Beat your highscore
Score 2,500 points
Use a power up
Buy an upgrade
Submit your highscore
Reach the last level.
Play 10 games.
Use adrenaline 3 times in a game
Use adrenaline 5 times in a game
Score 5,000 points
Use 3 power ups in a single game
Buy 10 upgrades
Upgrade to max statistics
Play 25 games.
Score 10,000+ points in 3 games in a row
Score 7,500 points
Score 10,000 points
Use 5 power ups in a single game.
Buy 25 upgrades
Score 25,000
Score 12,000 points
Score 20,000 points
Complete every challenge
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 18/18 (500/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 29/30 (180/190 points)
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Beat the game after getting all the deaths